Bonnie Tyler isn’t good at tiling.
Kerry Katona does not own a cat.
John Waters has a dehydrated garden.
Theresa May never does.
Nick Clegg wouldn’t steal a prosthetic limb.
Neil Gaiman is attracted to women.
William Burroughs never dug tunnels.
Brian Blessed has terrible luck.
Sometimes, during those concerts, I wonder if he was actually making eye-contact with people, or if he just has a central focal point to sing to.
You guys do realize that when Anna and Kristoff get married, Sven is going to be the Best Man at the wedding. He’s going to have to give a toast. Kristoff is basically going to talk about himself in his Sven voice for 45 minutes.
"…and never in my life have I met a lad more pure of hart.”
pure of hart
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The last one is the best
"How many security contractors died in Iraq, do you know?"
"Yeah you don’t, nobody does, because nobody cared."
oh my god the one with bill nye though
one thing is not believing in global warming and another thing is believing its even remotely related to fucking volcanoes
Quite literally the only time you’ll ever find volcanoes related to global warming is if the planet is completely frozen over in a snowball ice age or if entire continents completely covered in volcanoes were erupting at once.
The second one. He has the most sarcastic and annoyed tone of voice. Omg. “I just HAPPEN to be a Muslim. I am a religious ACADEMIC I have always been interested in Christianity,” SHUT HER DOWNNNNNN.
The first one would have embarrassed me so much I’d retire immediately after the interview.