this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON OUR MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

(via southerngirlk)
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the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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